Wednesday, March 22, 2017

I Hate Ketchup, Mustard, and Mayonnaise.

Hey all,

Read the title.

They're disgusting, I hate the texture and can't stand the flavor.
Don't try to sneak it into my food, I'll notice.
Fist will fly, son.

I find that all three of these condiments tend to overpower the flavor of the dish I'm trying to eat, maybe because I can't help but notice.

Either way, they're gross.

One time, at a fighting game tournament, a (now ex) girlfriend tried to offer me a french fry, covered in ketchup, as a "victory fry", I threw up. I also lost the match. Great day.

I hate ketchup, mustard, and mayo.


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